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veriest ([personal profile] veriest) wrote2015-02-12 10:02 pm

Bits and ends

Some days I wonder if I changed my title to 'art gallery assistant' would I get more movie/tv-like plot twists in my life?

Serious, what is so glamorous about working in an art gallery? It must be the art. Because there is nothing else that is glamorous about the position at all.

Yesterday, a client told me: "when I die, I want to be buried in Holt Renfrew, so that my wife and kids can visit me three times a day." Poor man.